1. aluminium
2. ash
3. bat
4. battleship
5. bitumen
6. charcoal
7. chrome
8. cinder
9. cinereous
10. colourless
11. concrete
12. dove
13. dust
14. flint
15. fuliginous
16. granite
17. graphite
18. greige
19. grey
20. gunmetal
21. hoary
22. iron
23. lead
24. mercury
25. moleskin
26. monochrome
27. mouse
28. mushroom
29. neutral
30. nutria
31. obsidian
32. oyster
33. pearl
34. pelican
35. pepper-and-salt
36. platinum
37. plumbago
38. pumice
39. salt-and-pepper
40. silver
41. slate
42. smoky
43. soot
44. steel
45. stone
46. storm cloud
47. tarmac
48. taupe
49. tin
50. wan
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I’m an Australian corporate comedian, performing comic hoaxes at business events. If you like these blogs, you’ll like my live comedy. If you don’t like these blogs, you still might like my live comedy.
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