Have you ever wondered what comedians do to drum up performances? Here my 20 favourite sales and marketing activities:

  1. Doing nothing.
  2. Fiddling with my LinkedIn profile.
  3. Fiddling with my website.
  4. Writing jokes for possible future performances.
  5. Ditto for upcoming gigs.
  6. Thinking.
  7. Thinking about thinking.
  8. Thinking about writing humorous anecdotes.
  9. Over-thinking.
  10. Thinking that I’m over-thinking.
  11. Thinking that I’m over thinking.
  12. Messaging someone I’ve worked for.
  13. Messaging someone I haven’t worked for.
  14. Considering investing in Google AdWords.
  15. Deciding not to invest in Google AdWords.
  16. Reconsidering investing in Google AdWords.
  17. Deciding definitely not to invest in Google AdWords.
  18. Considering investing in LinkedIn Ads.
  19. Deciding definitely not to invest in LinkedIn Ads.
  20. Writing a blog post in list format.

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Rodney Marks

I’m an Australian comedian, hoax speaker and corporate impostor. I mainly present comic hoaxes at business events. If you like these blogs, you’ll like my live comedy. If you don’t like these blogs, you still might like my live comedy.

Add comedian.com.au to your bookmarks, and one day: book Marks. I don’t do cheap jokes, and I’m freer than you think. I’m comical not anatomical, economical not astronomical.

For more info – and to contact me directly – see my LinkedIn profile, and website: www.comedian.com.au. I’m based in Sydney and travel widely.