1. Deciding on the date when Modern History begins and Ancient History ends ensures that you’re not on the wrong side of history.
  2. What’s the difference between a drama degree and a theatre degree? Centrelink.
  3. Can you be a visiting professor of tourism?
  4. Is a Bachelor of Gender Equality the definition of irony or irony deficiency?
  5. I started off multidisciplinary, was interdisciplinary momentarily and ended up trans-disciplinary. I should have been more disciplined.
  6. How do continuing education students know when to graduate?
  7. Why do law students do combined degrees? So they’ve got something to fall back on.
  8. Why don’t they teach med students from midnight till dawn?
  9. Why do engineering students need to specialise? I’d feel safer if they’d generalise.
  10. If our guys go to military academies, and their guys go to military academies, shouldn’t we just throw the book at them?

© Rodney Marks, 2017.

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Rodney Marks

I am an Australian comedian, comedy hoax speaker and corporate impostor. I present comic hoax keynotes at business events. If you like these blogs, you’ll like my live comedy. If you don’t like these blogs, you still might like my live comedy.

Add comedian.com.au to your bookmarks, and one day: book Marks. I don’t do cheap jokes, and I’m freer than you think. I’m comical not anatomical, economical not astronomical.

For more info – and to contact me directly – see my LinkedIn profile, and website: www.comedian.com.au. I’m based in Sydney and travel widely.