Business is so slow, the accounts are up-to-date

by Rodney Marks | Nov 28, 2016 | Business, Comedian, Comedy, Corporate, Events, Hoax, Keynote, Marketing, Speaker, Speaking

Have you ever wondered what comedians do to drum up performances? Here my favourite 20 sales and marketing activities:

1.     Doing nothing.

2.     Fiddling with my LinkedIn profile.

3.     Fiddling with my website.

4.     Writing jokes for possible future performances.

5.     Ditto for actual upcoming gigs.

6.     Thinking.

7.     Thinking about thinking.

8.     Thinking about writing humorous anecdotes.

9.     Over-thinking.

10.  Thinking that I’m over-thinking.

11.  Thinking that I’m over thinking.

12.  Messaging a LinkedIn contact who I’ve worked for.

13.  Messaging someone I haven’t worked for.

14.  Considering investing in Google AdWords.

15.  Deciding not to invest in Google AdWords.

16.  Reconsidering investing in Google AdWords.

17.  Deciding definitely not to invest in Google AdWords.

18.  Considering investing in LinkedIn Ads.

19.  Deciding definitely not to invest in LinkedIn Ads.

20.  Writing a post, such as this one.

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