1. Harley Davidson – American by Birth. Rebel by Choice.
  2. Walmart – Save Money. Live Better.
  3. Reebok – I am what I am.
  4. Nike – Just do it.
  5. Adidas – Impossible is Nothing.
  6. Calvin Klein – Between love and madness lies obsession.
  7. Marks & Spencer – The customer is always and completely right!
  8. Levis – Quality never goes out of style.
  9. Tag Heuer – Success. It’s a Mind Game.
  10. Sony – Make Believe.
  11. IMAX – Think big.
  12. VW Beetle – Think small.
  13. Energizer – Keeps going and going and going.
  14. PlayStation – Live in your world. Play in ours.
  15. Blogger – Push button publishing.
  16. Canon – See what we mean.
  17. FedEx – When there is no tomorrow.
  18. Holiday Inn – Pleasing people the world over.
  19. Fortune – For the men in charge of change.
  20. Ajax – Stronger than dirt.
  21. Yellow Pages – Let your fingers do the walking.
  22. KFC – Finger lickin’ good.
  23. Burger King – Have it your way.
  24. M&Ms – Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
  25. Red Lobster – Seafood Differently.
  26. Mazda – Zoom Zoom.
  27. Coca Cola – You can’t beat the real thing.
  28. Jaguar – Own a Jaguar at a price of a car.

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Rodney Marks

I’m an Australian comedian, comedy hoax speaker and corporate impostor. I present comic hoax keynotes at business events. If you like these blogs, you’ll like my live comedy. If you don’t like these blogs, you still might like my live comedy.

Add comedian.com.au to your bookmarks, and one day: book Marks. I don’t do cheap jokes, and I’m freer than you think. I’m comical not anatomical, economical not astronomical.

For more info – and to contact me directly – see my LinkedIn profile, and website: www.comedian.com.au. I’m based in Sydney and travel widely.